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Funny Candy Names

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Our Name Is Mud by Lorrie Veasey Jar of Nothing Jar, 4-1/4-Inch
Our Name Is Mud by Lorrie Veasey Jar of Nothing Jar, 4-1/4-Inch
Don’t you hate when you ask someone what they want for their birthday or for another special occasion and they just shrug their shoulders and say “Nothing.” Designer Lorrie Veasey has made it possible to give them exactly what they asked for with the creation of her JAR OF NOTHING. This whimsical ceramic jar features a label that reads JAR OF NOTHING It’s Exactly What You said You Wanted. The back explains that the reason they are being given the Jar of Nothing is because it’s what they replied when asked what their desire was…and it adds “Don’t ever say I never gave you nothing.” Sure to bring a smile this jar is fully functional and can be enjoyed as a sugar bowl, a place to keep spare change, or just an air storage container. Nothing says you care as much as a jar of nothing. Funny birthday gift or for any special occasion where a present is needed. Fro Our Name is Mud– Making people laugh one gift at a time.

Funny Names

Funny Names
Fun Names

These are fun! Do it if you’re bored, and yes if you were added to this photo it means you were tagged. (Don’t do it if you don’t want to)

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Blackie Eastcote

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Tutti Frutti Choc Chip

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J Ben

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Cat

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Meighan Coventry

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Jesbe

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Blue Pepsi

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Eric Lawrence

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Fantasy Starbar

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father’s & mother’s middle names )
Elsie Eric

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Cooke California

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter Rose

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Pineapple Vestie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Bacon Willow Tree

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Drawing Rain Tour

Candy

Candy
Once upon a time, there was Candy and Dan.
Things were very hot that year.
All the wax was melting in the trees.
He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy.
Thousands of birds, the tiniest birds, adorned her hair.
Everything was gold.
One night the bed caught fire.
He was handsome and a very good criminal.
We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars.
It was the afternoon of extravagant delight.
Danny the daredevil.
Candy went missing.
The days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks.
I want to try it your way this time.
You came into my life really fast and I liked it.
We squelched in the mud of our joy.
I was wet-thighed with surrender.
Then there was a gap in things and the whole earth tilted.
This is the business.
This, is what we’re after.
With you inside me comes the hatch of death.
And perhaps I’ll simply never sleep again.
The monster in the pool.
We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans.
Everywhere I looked.
And sometimes I hate you.
Friday — I didn’t mean that, mother of the blueness.
Angel of the storm.
Remember me in my opaqueness.
You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth.
Fly away sun.
Ha ha fuck ha you are so funny Dan.
A vase of flowers by the bed.
My bare blue knees at dawn.
These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going too.
I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning.
I gave him a name.
His name was Thomas.
Poor little god.
His heart pounds like a voodoo drum.
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